Anakin: Something smells different.
Anakin: Master, are you wearing a new cologne?
Obi-Wan, who’s actually just been day-drinking: Oh, absolutely, sure,
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Anakin: Something smells different.
Anakin: Master, are you wearing a new cologne?
Obi-Wan, who’s actually just been day-drinking: Oh, absolutely, sure,
Anakin: It doesn’t suit Obi-Wan to wear such a cheap scent. I didn’t want to say anything to him about it, but it just… kind of smells like alcohol.
Rex, who hasn’t the heart to tell him that the entire GAR knows about General Kenobi’s drinking problem: Whatever you say, sir
Anakin: Is Obi-Wan trying to impress someone?? He’s been wearing his cologne ALL the time lately 🤔
Rex: …I have to go call Cody.
Cody, dutifully carrying an armful of empty bottles to the garbage chute: “Rex, did you think this was news”
Vader, many years later: “Kenobi will be vanquished in time. I know his weakness.”
Purge Trooper Cody, not even looking up from the blaster he’s cleaning: “Ah, yeah. The drinking.”
Vader: “The what”